Ok I'm friends with this guy on xbox and I must say, whenever I need a good laugh I just talk to him x]
One of his comments is quite racist to a certain group of people and I apologize if anyone gets offended o-o;
Just going to code name him "D"

#1:While Playing COD4...
Me:Aww damn it...I just killed one of my teamates!
D: Wow..You shouldn't join the army...
Me:Yeah I know...
D: BUT. If you do decide to join the army then I'm joining with you...I can see that...There's this huge war goin on then there's just us off to the side throwin grenades at eachother

#2
D: I'm talking to my Mexican friend right now...He thinks I'm a terrorist so I'm going to call border patrol on him.

#3
D: Did you know there was a disease called mad cow disease?
Me:Yeah we have a lot of cows here so it was a big deal...
D: Yeah? Well we have CHICKENS

WTF xD
Ok that's all for now xD I want to play WoW ;D or I might draw...